itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot

 

jet - look what you've done

 

just acquired my first bikini today

*pops champagne*

white, $36 (u.p. $63!), topshop

along with a white tanktop and a basic black sleeveless tee

spent a bomb there with joyce/chin/sze/kar

but still adamant i probably won't wear it

ever!

maybe only as undies

great, jane...

that's a ludicrous price for undies

it might've as well been from victoria's secret

 

still staunch in my belief

that bikinis should be clad solely on great bods

while the rest of us should quit the notion of aspiring to be public eyesores

man i don't know

 the two meagre scraps of lycra look awfully gorgeous

and outrageously tempting

 

yeah ok i know

all those angmoh ladies flaunt their anatomical imperfections  

flabs, cellulite and all

in the skimpy two-piece

frying their impossibly pale asses scattered on our idyllic beaches

toasted a golden brown

and they seem so bloody at ease!

 

hah, i'd probably have the guts to parade around in it

at some secluded island resort

say phuket tioman or krabi

where i'm just one of many millions transcient tourists

who don't seem to have a clue what an eyesore they are

 

right it shall be stashed away in my cupboard

to serve as urgent motivation

in my zealous quest for

washboard abs, thinner thighs, toned arms

hopefully no smaller boobs, pls

 

meanwhile i shall just prance around in it

within the exclusive domain of my bathroom/bedroom

 

p.s ate at billybombers for the first time!

buffalo wings aren't wow

but i was too hungry to care

finished all 6 of them :)

best of all, the waiter forgot to charge it to the bill

so i got a free meal worth $11!

yay.

much to the envy of joyce/chin

who had yummy milkshakes

(that needed to be paid for.)