smugging: amorous homosexual behaviour

i hate bloody classics
they bore your ass off
i was only mildly tickled on page 1 of jude
when good ol' victorians convey "hey great idea"
by saying, "that's a proper good notion".
*stiff brit accent advisory*

jamesjoyce is an utter downer.
portrait is a good 200-odd page turner
currently i'm trying to drag myself past pg 43
i increasingly feel i'm not cut out for lit :(

damn sunday times had to publish that gastronomic delight
and now i have a chronic craving for amoy st oh nee
chinswee!

i've got another confession to make
i'm your fool