guilty, as charged

psst... can i tell you a secret?

i have no idea what to get goof for vday and seriously, it's driving me crazy. i tell you, vday is this one huge conspiracy conceived by capitalist money-grubbers. It's designed to exploit the tender feelings of lovesick fools, encouraging overindulgence in heady splurges of love declarations with flowers chocolates and expensive dinners. singles, moved by some strange compulsion to pamper themselves, organise mass sessions of spa treats, alcoholic binges at clubs, retail therapy with compatriots as if urgent validation of life being just as fulfilling, without the existence of a romantic liaison, is suddenly being called for. as for lazy lovers, we just feel damn guilty while being driven to insanity.

the whole human race gone berserk for one day.

sounds like a good thesis for a giftless feb 14? i think not. you know how guys like to act nonchalent for things they care about most. ah hah, that's when it gets confusing; they are also bochup when it comes to things they genuinely don't give a rat's ass abt. who says women are difficult creatures. pffft.