shake ya booty

the new tyra music video is hot hot HOT
cool sexy and brassy
can you say phwoah?
shaking her booty in delicious states of undress
getting steamy with the male lead and
looking all wet and delectable with her long dark tresses
licking the mike - not so innocent? lol.
tongue-in-cheek of the horizontal tango, more like.
that girl's prob hitting the big THREE
and she's still got the oomph
voice's not all that bad too
the supermodel version of beyonce knowles
hiphop world, you've just witnessed the arrival of your latest diva

fans of trashy tabloid the new paper
you might see a pic of my bro inside the next few days!
apparently they were doing a feature of beng-ish boys
following the wake of hot idol fave sylvester
(must be the platinum blonde hair and fubu jumpers that did it)
and they needed photos
well kent didn't know what the reporter was asking for
till he heard the word photograph.
he then gave a dazed "huh?"
typical of all bengs
who can only understand a mix of singlish
peppered with few eloquent verses of hokkien profanities thrown in for variety
sure they're all proud of you, my brother.
peals of uproarious laughter erupted when he told me
amazingly he obliged
and the reporter will phone him when (if?) it's out
i expect to see him with an awkward grin
with his newly shorn hair dyed a deep auburn
he was at the barber's btw. lol
well i might become an ardent fan of the new paper myself
and buy a copy these few days
to see if i'd catch a glimpse of him
and frame it up along with all its trademark silly captions in lousy grammar.

i'm devastated that my fave sara's out of ANTM
she's like the sultry sexpot, lolita nymph, luscious wide-eyed ingenue
all rolled into one perfect body with smouldering sass
she's more salma hayek than jenascia i thought
but she did a great angelina jolie too
how dare eric call her a beer ad model?!
surely she's more than that
her sloth doe-like eyes hints more of sleepy lust than trashy playboy alright
she is definitely the supermodel material tyra was talking abt

between her and yoanna,
obviously yoanna's gonna stay with her good track record.
plus she's got the class eric wants and nigel admires
helloooo, no brainer?
shandi was a horrible dancer.
all legs and limbs with no grace.
it was quite horrific to watch really.
whilst sara's "a bellydancer in a greek restaurant"
because of her bad knee!
if your knees fail you
naturally you work the rest of the body harder
gyrate your hips, move your belly, etc

did you hear that heartbreaking moan when yoanna's name was called?
it was the sound of a shattered dream.