antm

shandi's a twiggy stick insect
with her knobbly knees and elbows
i cringe every time i see it
and her emotional upheavals very irksome
point is,
she cheated, made a huge fuss
and expects her bf to want her back
what bullshit is that.
if you cheat, then prepare to face the aftermath.

mercedes is ok
but her overtly chirpy voice can get on my nerves.

that only leaves yoanna.
well she's alright too
and her profile, be it left right back front
is breathtaking.

ok hope she wins.
felt april's elimination was harsh.
and i like her blue cut-out dress
her long toned limbs with a hot butt to boot
she looked so fabulous in this episode.

and i'm already half in love with italian boys.

somebody pluck me tangs' xmas crystal!

yippee
cheers to the coming 6 slack weeks (alliteration anybody?)
hahah

ok i've got plenty to say
but when your home com insists on being a cantankerous tard
and as7 gives you zero privacy
i decide to rant about nothing.

hungry.
ikea swedish meatballs beckon.
should i?

everyone's raving abt the incredibles
am dying to catch it
any takers?

kent's featured in the new paper
looking like one hot studmuffin
will post the pic if the tard's nice and agrees
lol.
ok not bad lah, smiley and cute
with my critical eye
he's the best looking among the lot
the reporter asked him to go audition
for a role in that mark lee's english police&thieves
dang my paiseh bro declined the offer
man there goes my chance to be a celebrity's sibling!

darling dad's offering me the n2650 first
still contemplating
going to sitex with alex tmr
will try to pop by some phone shops

hmmm

my elang and elit papers were just over.

elang - ok
until i looked thru the bloody answers
i shouldn't have done that
i should have known that would ruin my mood
did i listen to myself? no
absolutely gutted to see that superordinate qn
i only got one right
out of 4
RAH!
seriously i think that qn can have a lot of varied answers
it all depends on how one associate words
semantic fields are afterall culturally bound
i'm really gonna harrass her if i get a lousy grade
but anyway still quite pleased
my two days of mugging
reading all the readings helped loads
at least i don't leave the exam hall
in a state of stunned bewilderment
which i used to, for elang tests.
ppl will be like discussing answers
and i'd go got meh?
got to be the easiest elang paper i sat for :)

elit - disastrous
how?
everyone was scribbling furiously away
while i was willing time to move faster
slacking and almost about to shift into panic mode
had little to write
not sure if my thesis and points made sense or connected at all
bloody cheefeng had to sit right next to me
writing so much and hard that i swear his table was trembling
luckily ms anne's not marking it
or she'd be terribly disappointed
wed - soci
thurs - european studies
fri - geog
then it's paradise.

shake ya booty

the new tyra music video is hot hot HOT
cool sexy and brassy
can you say phwoah?
shaking her booty in delicious states of undress
getting steamy with the male lead and
looking all wet and delectable with her long dark tresses
licking the mike - not so innocent? lol.
tongue-in-cheek of the horizontal tango, more like.
that girl's prob hitting the big THREE
and she's still got the oomph
voice's not all that bad too
the supermodel version of beyonce knowles
hiphop world, you've just witnessed the arrival of your latest diva

fans of trashy tabloid the new paper
you might see a pic of my bro inside the next few days!
apparently they were doing a feature of beng-ish boys
following the wake of hot idol fave sylvester
(must be the platinum blonde hair and fubu jumpers that did it)
and they needed photos
well kent didn't know what the reporter was asking for
till he heard the word photograph.
he then gave a dazed "huh?"
typical of all bengs
who can only understand a mix of singlish
peppered with few eloquent verses of hokkien profanities thrown in for variety
sure they're all proud of you, my brother.
peals of uproarious laughter erupted when he told me
amazingly he obliged
and the reporter will phone him when (if?) it's out
i expect to see him with an awkward grin
with his newly shorn hair dyed a deep auburn
he was at the barber's btw. lol
well i might become an ardent fan of the new paper myself
and buy a copy these few days
to see if i'd catch a glimpse of him
and frame it up along with all its trademark silly captions in lousy grammar.

i'm devastated that my fave sara's out of ANTM
she's like the sultry sexpot, lolita nymph, luscious wide-eyed ingenue
all rolled into one perfect body with smouldering sass
she's more salma hayek than jenascia i thought
but she did a great angelina jolie too
how dare eric call her a beer ad model?!
surely she's more than that
her sloth doe-like eyes hints more of sleepy lust than trashy playboy alright
she is definitely the supermodel material tyra was talking abt

between her and yoanna,
obviously yoanna's gonna stay with her good track record.
plus she's got the class eric wants and nigel admires
helloooo, no brainer?
shandi was a horrible dancer.
all legs and limbs with no grace.
it was quite horrific to watch really.
whilst sara's "a bellydancer in a greek restaurant"
because of her bad knee!
if your knees fail you
naturally you work the rest of the body harder
gyrate your hips, move your belly, etc

did you hear that heartbreaking moan when yoanna's name was called?
it was the sound of a shattered dream.

sheesh

don't trouble yourself with premature heartache. when nothing's started yet.

sounds like something right out from a trashy girl mag's horoscope page.

stormy

alright, sarah dear your wish's my command
blog away i shall

hmmm not in the best of moods right now
supposed to hand in my lit essay by 7 pm today
but
argh
ok i admit i shouldn't have caught the match
manu v sparta prague (4-1!)
stayed up, yesh
but to do essay
not ogle at 11 men getting all sweaty and grimy
on a balmy manchester night

ok so right now
i'm so wrung and left out to dry
and i'm just into part (b)
hate telling ms anne i'd be handing in late
though in jc i wouldn't give a damn

but like what hoong said
(lucky her, she's got tics to this week's sg idol to catch her fave sylv!)
if my tutor had stuck to the usual deadline
that is, fri 5 pm
i'm well on time, with much to spare.

woohoo ms anne just replied
Ok Jane, take till Monday if you need to.
she just made me feel better
TONS better
such a sweetie
i'm not taking advantage of her niceness
i'm just glad she understands